Average Employee- Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified- Made no major blunders yet
Active Socially- Drinks a lot
Character Above Reproach- Still one step ahead of the law
Quick Thinking- Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker- Won't make a decision
Plans for advancement- Buys drinks for all the boys/girls
Uses Logic on Difficult jobs- Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well- Speaks English
Meticulous Attention to Detail- A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities- Has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgment- Lucky
Keen Sense of Humour- Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded- Back Stabber
Of Great Value to the Organisation- Gets to work on time
Relaxed Attitude- Sleeps at desk
Independent Worker- Nobody knows what he/she does
Loyal- Can't get a job anywhere else
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